Topeka Capital Journal
June 7, 2000
On the subject of gun control, here is a sampling of the responses your humble servant receives from unruly readers:
“Your statement in today’s paper about government at any level in this country taking away our guns shows what a misguided imbecile you are. You morons of the media went to court to protect urinating on a statue of Jesus as free speech.”
And, “I am not an NRA member. However, I do feel the organization has value in much the same way that our esteemed Reverend Phelps has value to the case against homosexuality…. You and others of your ilk would have laws against urinating in the woods, while allowing a homosexual to adopt a child…. thanks for reminding me to skip your column.”
And, “There was no peace treaty signed in Korea. Technically, the war isn’t over…. Sorry, but you’re as off base here as you are on gun control. Thought grows less painful with practice. Try it.”
And, “You are a moron. Read the Second Amendment, which guarantees our right to own guns.”
Is this any way to treat a man of peace? Continue reading